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Sandal stockpile to be tapped for the first time since the 1970’s

“Fuck around and find out”, warns conservancy

Would have preferred something more fruit-forward, reportedly

Highest furniture-store-to-resident ratio in the country, town claims

Every adult resident fair game, says mayor

Residents urged to find other accommodations

Breaking with tradition harking back to the town’s founding, Ross has decided to begrudgingly accept a resident with no connection to Plymouth Rock. "We had a good run," said Harry Brewster, a pillar of the Ross community, whose forefathers probably invented Thanksgiving. "But we are tepidly

Not giving parents a choice, says Justice Department