Child Discovers Wine-Filled Yeti Cup at Discovery Museum

A 4 year-old at the Discovery Museum discovered what Sauvignon Blanc tastes like when he swallowed a large gulp from a Yeti he found near the train room. “Sour! Yucky!” he said, in his review of what turned out to be a middlebrow white out of New Zealand. The boy's parents were shocked. “At first I thought it was my fault,” said the mother. “But then I remembered that mine was full of Chardonnay, which is more buttery.” The event raised serious safety concerns, prompting the museum to ban such containers from the premises, though the policy was quickly reversed after hundreds of memberships were cancelled.