“Leafy is one thing,” begins a damning report by the California Commission on Foliage Equity, “but huge swaths of this town are blanketed by a majestic canopy of old-growth forest.” Most residents have their own personal redwood trees, and there are entire neighborhoods that have never been exposed to the
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Highest furniture-store-to-resident ratio in the country, town claims
Every adult resident fair game, says mayor
Breaking with tradition harking back to the town’s founding, Ross has decided to begrudgingly accept a resident with no connection to Plymouth Rock. "We had a good run," said Harry Brewster, a pillar of the Ross community, whose forefathers probably invented Thanksgiving. "But we are tepidly
“Leafy is one thing,” begins a damning report by the California Commission on Foliage Equity, “but huge swaths of this town are blanketed by a majestic canopy of old-growth forest.” Most residents have their own personal redwood trees, and there are entire neighborhoods that have never been exposed to the
