Highest furniture-store-to-resident ratio in the country, town claims

Every adult resident fair game, says mayor

Residents urged to find other accommodations

Breaking with tradition harking back to the town’s founding, Ross has decided to begrudgingly accept a resident with no connection to Plymouth Rock. "We had a good run," said Harry Brewster, a pillar of the Ross community, whose forefathers probably invented Thanksgiving. "But we are tepidly

Not giving parents a choice, says Justice Department

He was released without incident

“Leafy is one thing,” begins a damning report by the California Commission on Foliage Equity, “but huge swaths of this town are blanketed by a majestic canopy of old-growth forest.” Most residents have their own personal redwood trees, and there are entire neighborhoods that have never been exposed to the

Recently confirmed Health Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr. has revamped the FDA's iconic food pyramid, but nothing he suggested is weird enough for Fairfax resident Chelsea Arvar. “For example, he only suggests 4-6 servings of raw milk per day. And the other things he talks about — Ivermectin, Methalyne