Tiburon Still Boring

A recent study found that Tiburon continues to be boring, with the latest data showing that the people are uptight, the whole place has an unwelcoming vibe and that there’s really nothing to do there anyway. The researchers noted that just getting to the town is kind of a pain, and then you usually have to pay for parking. And for what? No one’s even having a good time in this town, according to the study’s authors. Reached for comment, the town’s mayor did not dispute the findings. “Tiburon is a beautiful, affluent community with outstanding views of the Golden Gate Bridge. That is all.”