Confirming widely held assumptions that all adult residents of the bohemian town are sexually involved to some degree, the town of Fairfax voted on Thursday to officially declare itself a polycule. Local officials also laid out ground rules for the municipal love triangle, estimated to be some 4,223 strong, to ensure that consent protocols are followed and Marxist principles observed. All eligible members of the community – including seniors and the undocumented — are expected to participate.