Weekend Spotlight
As always, one thing to worry about, maybe one thing to do, or another thing to read and go, “WHAT!?”
Weekend Spotlight
Editor's note: Today we are bewildered to announce that the decorated Mill Valley cartoonist and animator known as Lippy will be providing illustrations for Marin Lately. You can see more of this work at Lippy.com, on these pages and in select bathroom stalls throughout the county.
Meat Win: County’s Last Vegetarian Restaurant to Become Burger Clearinghouse
An establishment in Corte Madera that attempted to sell food made out of beans and stuff will be replaced by one that basically serves nothing but mouth-watering animal flesh. “This handover sends a clear message: vegetables cannot be the main event at restaurants in this community,” said resident Matt Faroon, who tailgated the previous closure of Town Center’s Veggie Grill with a nice spread of brats and ribs.
Marin Woman’s Ayahuasca Vision Just a Dog Wearing a Bandana
Emerging from a psychedelic vortex that shot her out like waterslide after her pilgrimage to birthplace of the cosmos, Simone D'Elgino suddenly knew her life’s one true purpose. “I was put here to acquire a Bernedoodle, who I shall non-consensually festoon with a handkerchief and name 'Bandito,'” she said, wiping vomit from the corner of her mouth. “Yahweh himself referred me to a reputable breeder.”
North Bay Realtor Touts Work with San Francisco’s Unhoused Community
“I’m proud to take on some of the toughest cases,” said buyer’s agent Bill Leblund. “These are people truly living month-to-month, often huddled together in 2BR/1B’s with no W/D.” Even after being housed by Leblund, his clients need help acclimating to life off of San Francisco’s streets. “For the first few weeks, many of them instinctively set off on foot in search of food,” he added.