Weekend Spotlight
As always, one thing to worry about, maybe one thing to do, or another thing to read and go, “WHAT!?”
Weekend Spotlight
Sweatshirt that Says “Sausalito” Once Again Marin’s Top Export
Thus far in 2025 alone, Marin has shipped several million tons of hoodies and crewnecks that say “Sausalito” globally, as the county continues to focus its export economy on tourists who get chilly on rental bikes. The only other commodity produced in any volume by the region are freshman headed to the University of Boulder.
Left Bank Brasserie to Admit Customers Under 85 Years Old
For the first time in its history, the Larkspur restaurant will welcome individuals born after the evacuation of Dunkirk to enjoy its rich menu of authentic French cuisine. “To be clear,” said the manager, “We’ve never discriminated. This is the first time anyone who couldn’t legally drink during J.F.K.’s inauguration has requested a table.”
Tiburon Child has Stay-at-Home Dad and Stay-at-Home Mom, Says Nanny
Eight year-old Yvette Brawn not only has a mother who’s always around, but a father who never has to be anywhere — and she can connect with either one of them any time through her primary caregiver. The child, however, claims that this nanny, who many people assume is her mom, is actually her personal assistant (a present, she says, from her dad).
We’re Not Done Talking About Yvette
During an interview in the family’s second kitchen, the nanny, Myra Bellard, firmly denied that she is Yvette’s go-fer. “I'm wildly overqualified even to be a nanny," she said. "I actually have a masters in child psychology.”
“MY NAME IS MYRA,'" said Yvette, mocking the staffer in a 'hoity-toity' voice. 'AND I HAVE A MASTERS IN CHILD PSYCHOLOGY."