Every Single Father Wearing Those Shoes
Witnesses say that 100% of dads are now wearing those weird shoes with the air tubes on the bottom. Experts aren’t sure why this choice of footwear has become pervasive in this particular community. “It could be a signal these family men are sending, saying ‘Stay away – I’m off the market,’” said Professor Trish Galen, who studies evolutionary behavior. “They’re certainly effective in that regard.”
Protestors at Tesla Dealership Take Quick Break to Check Out Latest Model S
The demonstrators say they just wanted to see if the car that started it all had any interior upgrades for 2025, and whether it remains as sleek, powerful and innovative as ever. But they made it clear that they had no interest in a new Tesla, even at 1.99% APR with zero down.
Sober Woman Now Absolutely Wasted on Gratitude
She hasn’t had a drink in years, but Sally Hinchon, of Mill Valley, constantly seems off-kilter – smiling too much, dancing spontaneously and appreciating life in a way that many find goes over the line. “She needs to slow down,” said one of Hinchon’s friends, of the woman's grating positivity. “No thanks.”
West Marin’s Mix of Liberal Politics and Ranching Culture Leaves Visitors Confused, Angry
“What the hell kind of country town is this?” said one tourist who was in Point Reyes over the weekend. “We just saw a dude with a rainbow flag on his truck pull up to a feed store, which turned out to have a yoga studio and a really cute coffee bar."
Amber Alert Issued for Shrooming Adult
A county-wide Amber Alert was triggered for a 43 year-old hiker who lost the trail after ingesting a large quantity of psilocybin chocolates. “PLEASE HELP FIND SETH,” read the message lighting up electronic billboards and cell phones throughout Marin. “LAST SEEN ON DIPSEA / MAY HAVE EATEN FULL ⅛ – LIKELY PEAKING NOW.”