Sausalito Bright Spot Amid National Slowdown in Alcohol Consumption
As more and more Americans cut down or abstain completely from alcohol, Sausalito is holding steady — especially after having its first boilermaker of the day. “We are the resistance,” said Luke and David Martinez, Smitty's regulars who live in the Banana Belt with their three-year-old margarita machine.
Five Marin Women Pushing the Envelope in Terms of Wearing Giant Trucker Hats that Say “CIAO”
Marin County's own Sarah Livestone, Jen Sterk, Ellie Onherson, Janine Tingell and Hallie Iberton have been recognized for their outstanding achievements in the field of wearing oversized trucker hats featuring the iconic Italian word.
“Marinite” Officially Designated as Slur
Marin residents have long argued that the moniker is hurtful, embarrassing and borders on hate speech, and the county’s highest court has now ruled in their favor. “The fact that no one would ever self-identity as a “Marinite” — despite there being no viable alternative – speaks volumes about the pejorative nature of this term,” read the jurist's opinion.
“Jesus Christ, Jeff”: Tiburon Road Biker Debuts Sluttiest Outfit to Date
Wearing less than six ounces of crevice-hugging lycra, 48 year-old fintech consultant Jeff Kofferson caused quite a stir on Paradise Drive this week. “I was shocked,” said one offended motorist who got trapped behind Kofferson on an uphill section. “You could see his perineum.”
Supposedly Free School Keeps Asking for Money
Parents at a Marin school that is public and therefore inherently free say they have been surprised by how often it asks for money. Mind you, these parents have never failed to hand over the extra cash that the school insists it needs; they would just like to politely point out that they were under the impression – understandably, given the circumstances – that the school was free, and that it has turned out not to be.