Weekend Spotlight
As always, a few things to worry about, maybe one thing to do, and another thing to read and go, “What!?”
Weekend Spotlight
Hasty Annotations to Protest Signs Reflect Disorientation, Hope
This morning, demonstrators across Marin County scrambled to account for the ramifications and potential silver linings of the amazing thing happening on the national stage. One organizer even called for protests to cease indefinitely. “This event is unparalleled in the history of comeuppance, and I worry that our movement will lose direction amid the schadenfreude.”
Marin’s Frank Lloyd Wright-Designed Civic Center Named Best Place to Pay Property Taxes
It’s no secret that Marin’s civic center is a mid-century masterpiece, but county officials say it’s not just for architecture buffs. “By all means, come see this rare institutional work by the great Frank Lloyd Wright,” they said. “But bring a check with you, as this is the number-one place to settle your debts with us."
Top-Secret Marin Intelligence Unit Behind Attack on San Rafael-Richmond Bridge
After a massive underwater explosion targeted the only bridge connecting Marin to the East Bay, the county’s intelligence unit said the operation had been planned for months. “It’s no secret that we have long sought to sever this transportation link, which causes traffic all the way back to Sausalito,” said one of the operatives.
Opening Sequence to “Law & Order SVU: Marin County” Revealed
“In the suburban criminal justice system, ordinance violations are considered especially heinous. In Marin County, the outraged citizens who demand investigations into these minor disturbances are members of an elite group known as the Special Victims Unit. These are their stories. (Dun-Dun)”