Weekend Spotlight
As always, one thing to worry about, maybe one thing to do, and another thing to read and go, “WHAT!?”
Weekend Spotlight
As always, one thing to worry about, maybe one thing to do, and another thing to read and go, “WHAT!?”
Parking Lot Designers Increasingly at Odds with Reality
Mall customers say they’re concerned about the declining mental health of whoever is designating the size of parking spots around here. “‘Ooh, this is where all the Priuses will go!’” said one space-seeker, imitating the lot's designers in a gratuitously effeminate tone. However problematic, the comment was supported by data from the D.M.V. "No one in Marin drives a compact car anymore," said the department’s spokesman. "Even their electric cars are huge."
Disadvantaged Tiburon Child Just Riding Regular Old Bicycle
“It was heartbreaking. No motor, no suspension — nothing,” said one witness. “The bike may even have been second-hand, as it was making a sad little squeaking noise.” Authorities say providing a Tiburon child with a sub-premium bicycle is not technically illegal, but is a cause for concern. As one social worker put it, "If the kid doesn't have a sick bike, what's going on in the home?"
Upcycling Extremist’s Offer of Used Granola Sends Shockwaves Through Fairfax Moms Group
Amid the usual flurry of missives on Whatsapp about after-school activities and which teacher isn’t very bright, Carly Osterbrook’s offer stood out: “Anyone want some vanilla-cashew Strüesli? My kids said it ‘tastes weird’ 🙄 Anyway first come first serve!” The reaction from the community was swift. “We were stunned,” said one member of the 200+ strong text group. “Even a food bank won’t accept second-hand cereal.”