Weekend Spotlight
As always, one thing to worry about, maybe one thing to do, and another thing to read and go, “WHAT!?”
Weekend Spotlight
County Prepares for Uptick in Child Betrothals After Taylor Swift Bombshell
Marin’s elementary school boyfriends are reportedly under intense pressure this week following Swift’s engagement announcement. “Yet another reason to hate Travis Kelce,” said third-grader Davin Chisolm, who’s been involved with a Swiftie since the beginning of the semester. “Apparently I have until Tuesday,” he added.
Raspy-Voiced Martini-Quaffers Demand Immediate Reopening of Marin Joe’s
Frustrated with the legendary chophouse’s months-long closure, Marin Joe’s patrons have surrounded the restaurant and say they won’t leave until they get four fingers of Beefeater and a veal piccata. “We understand they’re remodeling,” said HVAC specialist Jeb Smolt, one of many local tradesmen involved in the siege. “We’re happy to help if that moves things along.”
Gratuity Section Added to 2025 Property Tax Forms
Marin homeowners say they weren’t surprised that they were being asked to support Marin County’s hardworking payment processors, but many were irked by the suggested tip of 25%. “It’s not like they write the forms out by hand. For this level of service I think ten percent is appropriate.”